Wronglings
Beak> went away for a weekend brawl in a country. I got drunk. My sciatica rendered me wheelchair bound for what was one of the best hours of my life. Pissed on whiskey, bombing round a car park.
They will piss around at the Bristol Old Vic for an hour or something on the 26th of October. Also they will be pissing in your very own ears at ATP’s muck-night RELEASE THE BATS in London on the 30th. Bring bad posture and your own sense of indie-rock snobbery! Everyone there will think you’re “The Riguer”.
The intolerable shuffle-footed KLAD HEST has finished spewing up its 9th unlistenable digital wretchfile, just you bloody wait.
It appears and shoots its furious hatefilled bile into your sound-ducts on the following dates at the following locations
25th November in some place I’m not allowed to mention
11th December at Micro-Rave at the Boneyard Club in Bristol
17th December at How Come at the Croft which is also in Bristol
When asked to comment, I got screamed at in inhuman tones and mauled, had my face ripped to fucking shreds.
“Feast your face”.
The impenetrable wall of silence was tumbled by a mucus-y cough spluttered out of the lungs of FAIRHORNS who was doing a very bad job of hiding. The cough meant to say “Prepare yon fist, come bloody hell I’m nervous but going to sound out a call to YEAH in some places oh god kommst hilfen mich!”. The illiterate swine wants you all to know that he will uselessly plod around shooting signals into your brain with the best of intentions on these occasions:
1st November at the Croft w/Sylvester Anfang and US Girls
27th November also at the Croft as part of the Artscare Records whatever-mess
KNIFE LIIBRARY is in a huff and won’t talk to me without trying to garotte me from behind with piano wire and bumrape my gasping cadaver. And anyway I can’t stand that grumpy fucktractor. He’ll moan at you soon, I’m SURE of it.
As for me and my delusions of handsomeness, I am mostly dicking around watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, playing first-person tetris what makes you feel sick ( http://www.firstpersontetris.com ) and Assassin’s Creed II on the PS3. It is marvellous. I detest it not.
Been listening ON FUCKING REPEAT AS WELL Nico Muhly’s fat-as-your-smashed-face new recording, “A Good Understanding”. You should all do the same, it is “The Rigeur”
The other day somebody sent me some heavy duty leather gloves in the post. I have been challenged to a duel via Royal Mail.
Tomorrow there will be a man in my presence who will fiddle around with the workings of my despicable ash-covered laptop and plop brand new toys inside it, which will enable me to sour the world forever more with further asinine atonal endeavours what no man will which desire.
BYE THEN!
