Copy this off the blackboard immediately
Look, scum. This. “Thisses”
Despicable Pan-Dimensional Horse Beast “Klad Hest” will cover the following locations in a viscous sinewy mucus on the following dates:
11th December at The Boneyard
18th December at The Croft
Please be advised that rhythmic body spasmodics, as if completing some absurd ritual are COMPULSORY at these gathering of hound-breathed goons.
Nervewrecked Transphysical Idiot-Wench “Fairhorns” will trip over her fingers and feet in an appalling display of ‘cat-fancying’ and ‘tidying up’ during these times and in these places:
25th November in FAG Studios
27th November and again, in case you missed the chance to put her in the stocks and bully her on the 9th of January at The Croft
Drones and whatnot.
Her being a fey drippy indie spore, I have sent her to compile four slabs of weakness and incessant ostinati by the end of the week, committed to disc. Expect so, as long as she doesn’t faff around painting bits of wood a “Sort of Blue” all week long.
Will feature songs about Assyrian deities, Assassins, and Ancient dogs with god heads.
